The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
SpongeBob may be the main character of the show. But Patrick is the star.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Which cat is the least loyal? A cheetah.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, 'I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.'
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels (bay gulls).
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
I had a fight with my erection this morning I beat it single handedly.
When you don't have a lot of work experience, but you have a lot of ex-girlfriends "Progressive problem solving skills in an increasingly difficult work environment, with ever increasing productivity goals, only for the company to downsize and lay you off because 'it wasn't you, it was me' reasons."
97.62% of the world's population has accepted climate change as a scientific fact. The rest of them are in North America.
What noise does a dead giraffe make? *thud*
Tonight on Thursday Night Football, the stadium was 25% full of fans. Turns out they didn’t actually have any Covid policies in place. That’s just the kind of turnout you get when it’s the Bengals and the Browns.