The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Apparently 25% of women are on some form of medication for mental illness. 25%! That's horrifying. It means 75% of them are running around untreated!
What does Old McDonald's farm and an old Asian women's closet have in common? There's a muumuu here, a muumuu there....
Reddit silver icon is basically a toilet seat An aerial view of a toilet lid.
What's an epileptic's favorite starter? Seizure salad.
I was boiling some noodles until the pot suddenly began to float. Needless to say, it was soup rising.
An Internet Explorer user was recently mugged by a snail, a turtle, and a sloth. When reporters asked him if he could describe the muggers, he responded, "Not very well. It all happened so fast."
What did Donald Trump say to the cow? Fake moos!
My neighbour just banged on the wall at 4.20am, can you believe it!!? Luckilly I was still up playing music. He banged and shouted ' can we have a little respect please!'I shouted back..., 'I'm not a big Erasure fan, but ok this one's for you!'
Well,would you? If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?
Why do squirrels live in trees? Because they’re fucking nuts!
A man walks into a bank He's wearing a mask goes up to counter and makes a finger gun symbolThe clerk asks him still in shock 'i- i- is- this a stick up'The man looks at the ground and goes 'No!, I forgot my gun this is a fuck up'
If two vegans get into a fight, is it still considered beef?
(Holding a step ladder) "This is my step ladder... I never knew my real ladder."
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.