The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it's becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?' 'Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.'
Sore throats are a pain in the neck.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
Clothes, but no cigar.
Just look at that couple down the road,' a wife told her husband. 'He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?' 'Are you insane?' he responded. 'I barely know the woman!'
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks!'
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?' 'Sofishticated.'
Why does a husband lead a dog's life? He comes in with muddy feet, gets comfortable by the fire, and waits to be fed.