The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer? Depends what you smoke.(Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)
There are serious injustices that have not been corrected in this world. For example, beating up a white guy will get you much more prison time than beating up a black guy.After all, Assault can get you up to 25 years, while impersonating a policeman will get you 5 at most.
Eve eating the apple marked.. .. the first time when Artificial Intelligence got out of its creator's control.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
This year's Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it's as big as the last two put together.
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, 'I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.'
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.'