The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality
That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.'
Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.
Thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.
Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.
What has more letters than the alphabet?' 'The post office!'
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
One friend complained to another, 'All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.' 'If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?' asked the second friend. 'I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.'
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.'
How do you deal with a fear of speed bumps? You slowly get over it.
I have a joke about statistics, but it’s not significant.
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.