The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald Duck!"
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
What vegetable is cool, but not that cool? Radish.
Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…
My wife asked why I didn’t buy her flowers. To be fair, I didn’t know she sold flowers.
Whenever I get jury duty, I never make it through jury selection After all, no one wants a hung jury
What do motivated tires say? We move.
I once dumped a cross-eyed chick. Thought she was seeing someone else.
The only way to access the contents in a bottle... Is to decapitate it.
If towels could tell jokes, I think they'd have a very dry sense of humor.
What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal? A polar bear.