The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
No wonder hell finally froze over for the Cubs... ...because the devil left to be President
I'm down to eating only one meal per day. It's 56 courses and it takes me two days to finish.
As Epstein swayed back and forth, coming to grips with the inevitable, he reached out to give the guard one final high five... But he just left him hanging.
Women are responsible for roughly 45% of car accidents Which is pretty high, considering the steering wheel isn't even on their side.
Robert Mueller has uncovered that Donald Trump dropped Quaaludes with the entire USSR hockey team prior to their stunning defeat to the US at the 1980 Olympics "Miracle on Ice" in Lake Placid, NY. So what's the crime in that? He quaalluded with the Russians
I was told I make "too many jokes" about my self, and that the value of my humor is "depreciating" I said "it's pronounced deprecating"
What sort of dice has its opinions formed by preconceived notions? A prejudice
My wife laughed at me when I told her I could make a car out of macaroni. You should've seen her face when I drove pasta!
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'
I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.'
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.'
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist.'
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.