The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
My son screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.” The patient asks him, “Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him and says, “Nine.”
A man bought an olympic condom pack Husband: Hey see I got a olympic condom packWife: huh, what is thatHusband: It has condoms named with medals. Let ne use the gold one.Wife: Nah use the silver one.Husband: Why?Wife: You should come second for a change
Common English Mistakes Common English Mistakes-mixing up there, their, and they're-using the wrong too, to, or two-putting commas in the wrong place-enslaving innocent people and stealing their riches-using apostrophes for plurals
I was never a very good waiter. On my first day, two ladies came in and ordered: First lady: "I'll have a garden salad please"Second lady: "Caesar salad for me please"So I brought the first lady her garden salad, then seized it and gave it to the second lady.
Got fired today because I fell for a scam asking me to wire a sizable amount of company money to a foreign bank account. If that hadn't been stupid enough, I also confused the foreign bank account with my own.
What did the butcher say to do incase there was a fire? Grab your meat and beat it
Edward Snowden just joined Twitter. Almost immediately he got more followers than the NSA. Luckily for the NSA, they follow a lot more people than Snowden.
Why did the match factory burn down? Because the workers went on strikeI just thought of this, not sure whether its an original joke
My roommate keeps taking my water bottle out of the refrigerator It's not cool man
I opened up a summer camp for kids with adhd. Although I regret calling it a concentration camp.
I really hate it when beggars shake their coin jar at me I know you have more money than me, you don’t have to be a dick about it!