The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Only SEVEN people die as temperatures as low as -42F wreak havoc across the American Midwest. Apparently guns don't work in those temperatures.
I was in the betting shop and my friend told me to put all my money on a horse named 'Landfill'. Turns out it was a rubbish tip.
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
I want to name my puppies Rolex and Timex so I can have watch dogs.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can't cut me down,” the tree complains. “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
What do you call a snake that loves building houses? A boa constructor.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
When it's hot, my wife really likes us to blow on each other to help keep cool, but I'll be honest... I'm not a fan.
A teenage potato brings her boyfriend home to meet the parents. "So, what do you do for work?" asks the inquisitive father potato. “Oh, I work for a TV company as a sportscaster." The father potato is furious and tells the boyfriend to leave immediately. “Why did you do that daddy?!” shrieks the distraught daughter, eyes wide.The father shouts, “I’m not having *my* daughter hanging around with a commentator!"
French fries are not made in France. They are actually made in Grease.
I finally got out of an abusive relationship I'm glad, my hands were starting to hurt! ^(Source: SrGrafo stream musings)
I just found out about the second meaning of BBC.... Who cares about British television?