The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
The guy who stole my diary died yesterday. My thoughts are with his family.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
SpongeBob may be the main character of the show. But Patrick is the star.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
I decided to sell the vacuum cleaner — it was just gathering dust!
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
Why do birds fly south? Because it’s too far to talk.