The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. “That means a lot.” The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!
I got a mail saying that I won 1 million dollars because I could read Maps backwards I thought to myself, "Thats just Spam"
What do you call a joke that makes no sense and has no effort? A cake day post.
My girlfriend has just told me, she thinks we'd have less arguments if I wasn't so pedantic. I told her, "I think you mean fewer".
Dropped off a small meal to the lady next door with questionable morals. Let’s be kind to our neighbors, y’all. Just a little food for thot.
What do you call the first episode of a TV series with a predominantly black cast? A pilot, you racist
Waiter: “And how would you like your steak prepared?” Me: “Guess”Waiter: “Medium rare?”Me: “Well done”Waiter: “Uhhh..”
What do you call a "Grilled Cheese" after a few days in the fridge? Chilled Grease
Larry La Prise, the creator of the hokey pokey died this week.... Every thing went well with the funeral except putting the body in the casketThey put the left leg in....And then the trouble started
I'm not saying it's a mistake letting my girlfriend control the thermostat... But two Hobbist just showed up and threw a ring into our bedroom.
I picked up a hitchhiker last night He thanked me for picking him up but cautioned me that he could have been a serial killer and asked why I picked him up. I told him the chances of two serial killers being in the same car are minuscule.