The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
What’s the best kind of music to listen to when fishing? Something catchy.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
How can you tell the difference between a dog and tree? By their bark.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!
What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill? A lambslide.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.
What genre are national anthems? Country.
I went to see the doctor about my blocked ear. “Which ear is it?” he asked. “2018,” I replied.
“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.