The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail.
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll have a grape.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
What is a guitar player's favorite Italian food? Strum-boli.
Why did the tailor get fired? He wasn’t a good fit.