The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
Clothes, but no cigar.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.