The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
A man visits Harvard Visitor in Harvard Square: "Excuse me, where's the library at?"Harvard student: "Sir, this is Harvard. We don't end our sentences with prepositions."Visitor: "Oh, I'm sorry. I meant to ask, where's the library at, asshole?"
TicketMaster was just fined $10 million for hacking into a competitor At least they were told it would be $10 million, but when they went on the court's website to pay the fine, the site tacked on a bunch of "processing fees" and "venue charges" and the total came out to more like $15 million.
My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall' to her. I said "Maybe...".
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
Have you heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mainly wrap.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products. A satisfactory.
“I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.”
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
My daughter just shrieked at me, “Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?” What an odd way to begin a conversation.
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory? He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
Where’s the one place you should never take your dog? A flea market.