The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
What do houses wear? An address.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
When I met a girl I liked, I used to put all my favorite things about her surrounded by curly braces inside a Javascript file. I feel bad about it in hindsight. Now I know it's wrong to objectify women.
Israel Health minister who previously claimed that CORONA Virus is “divine punishment against homosexuality.” Has tested positive for the virus!!!
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Obvious media bias Michelle Obama gives a speech when her husband is being nominated, and the media is generally positive. Melania Trump gives the exact same speech, and the media pretends it's some kind of scandal.
My instructor asked me, "Can you read that car's license plate from here?" I answered, "YES!! NOW COULD YOU **PLEASE** OPEN THE PARACHUTE NOW!!!???"
Why do doctors make more money from circumcisions than other types of procedures? It's the only procedure in which they collect tips!
Today my dad beat cancer. By the way what is your mom's zodiac sign?
Joke a customer told me when I used to work at a call center A husband is eating dinner with his wife and he decides to ask her"honey how come you never tell me when you have an orgasm"the wife replies "oh I just don't want to bother you while you're at work"
I know many people have been appalled by reopen protestors risking public health for questionable reasoning. But, just remember 2-3% of em’ will be dead in the next few months anyway.... ....not from Coronavirus but from fireworks accidents and ATV rollovers
I kept adding my input, saying that this channel wasn’t really a good one. But it didn’t work. I then realized that my tv was bad at reading signals
It's Important To Know When To Use A Period And When To Use A Question Mark Otherwise you might tell someone "your daughter is having their first question mark."