The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
How do you get a farm girl to marry you? First, a tractor.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
What did the hamburger name its baby? Patty.
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
Did you hear about the 12-inch dog? It was a foot long.