The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll have a grape.
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
Whats the difference between a woman and a washing machine? You can drop a load in a washer and it doesn't follow you around for two weeks.
I went to a job fair and loudly announced that somebody was either going to have to give me a job or drag me out kicking and screaming. I'm an editor at WikiLeaks now.
For our silver wedding anniversary I got a map of the world, gave my wife a dart, and said we'd go wherever the dart lands! I'm happy to announce in october were going to spend a lovely 2 weeks by the fucking skirting board!
What's the difference between Anthony Mundine and two minute noodles? [OC] About 25 seconds.
As I grow older, I remember all the people I lost along the way... Maybe being a tour guide wasn't such a great idea after all.
I found out last night that trail mix makes me gassy. So, in reality, I don't know what the fuck makes me gassy.
A man walks into a bar "Who the fuck painted my whole motorcycle pink??"A 2m tall muscular guy gets up from the table: "Me, why?""Nothing, paint is dry and it's time for the second coat"
The voices in my head are ok, I can deal with them… It’s the voices outside my head that bother me and fuck my life up…
My grandmother, who is a chef, says that I must always eat my mistakes. I am a surgeon.
I always thought that Steve Jobs would make a better president than Donald Trump but then I realized that I'm comparing apples to oranges
I got fired from my job of making leaf blowers... because they all sucked.
A man gets himself a date and decides to surprise the girl with some flowers. He walks into a flower shop and the florist asks "Hey, what are you looking for, specifically?"The man says "To have sex"