The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
What do you call a kangaroo’s lazy joey? A pouch potato.
The vagina... The best engine in the world. It can be started with one finger. It's self lubricating. It takes any size piston and change's its own oil every four weeks. It just a pity the management system is so fucking tempermental!!
My wife said last night "You treat our marriage like it's some sort of game" Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus chance
What do you call a potato that looks like a penis? A dictator.What do you call a regular looking potato?A commentator.There are two potatoes standing on the side of the road, how do you tell which one is the hooker?The one that says Idaho on it.
Got in trouble with wife last night.... I told her that if she was a celestial body, she would be a supernova. She said "Because I am so hot?"I shouldn't have replied "no, because you are expanding at an alarming rate."
The shovel is a ground breaking invention, but it was the invention of the broom that truly swept the nation by storm. However, the invention of the wheel got things rolling... And I’m just here wondering why our feet smell and our nose run...
I underwent surgery and now I've got a ten inch cock. I think I'm going to need another reduction.
Today I heard 24-hour Fitness filed for bankruptcy. I guess they ran out of time.
Lots of people are upset that R. Kelly posted bail, don't worry though It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
I suffered a broken collar bone, concussion and some minor bruising when I fell asleep at the wheel. Got kicked out of pottery class too.
Why did the blonde enter the tennis courts naked? Because the sign said tennis shoes only.*edit*Thanks for the sliver kind person
Why was the young Amish woman banished from her community? Two Mennonite
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.