The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
I went to a really emotional wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers!
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
Did you hear about the cantaloupe that went to a therapist? I guess it was feeling Meloncholy.
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
What time do ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn.
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom
What kind of cereal do leprechauns eat? Lucky Charms.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.