The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.'
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.'
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
What does garlic do when it gets hot?' 'It takes its cloves off.'
What do houses wear? An address.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got all of them cut.
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
What did the exasperated man serve at his barbecue? Sheesh kabobs.
I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!