The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call someone who makes a spelling error AFTER editing their comment?... An Ediot!
What do you call unemployed Bob the builder? Bob
What's Forrest Gump's password? Forrest
What’s the least amount of costume needed to convincingly look like a bear? Bear Minimum
"If you could push a button and would receive $100 million, but you would whipe out 50% of the earth's human population (without anyone knowing it was you), would you push that button?" A friend of ours: "I vould push it three times".
A man walks into a bookstore and asks, "Got any books on turtles?" The shopkeeper replies, "Hardback?"The man says, "Yeah. And little heads."
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
I have a friend that does maintenance work on television transmitter towers, some of which are more than 1000' in height. He doesn't always wear a safety harness when climbing. I don't think he grasps the gravity of the situation.
I told my boss I think I deserve a promotion He said that's why I'm not the boss.
Why is the hot pepper the nosiest vegetable? It can't help but get jalapno space.
Why can't you take inventory in Afghanistan? Because of the tally ban.
Me: 'Hey, I was thinking... ' My dad: 'I thought I smelled something burning.'
Want to hear a potassium joke? K.
How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!
What religion are crows? Birddism.