The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My daughter just shrieked at me, 'Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?' What an odd way to begin a conversation.
Where do boats go when they're sick?' 'To the boat doc.'
Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty.
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.’
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.'
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but graphing is where I draw the line.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.'
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.'
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.