The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Why can’t you trust a balloon? It’s full of hot air
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What happens when doctors get frustrated? They lose their patients.
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.” The patient asks him, “Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him and says, “Nine.”
What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
I'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!