The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My teacher used to tell me that I'd never amount to anything. But ten years later, guess who I saw at mcdonalds? My teacher. I served him a bic mac with no pickles even tho he wanted extra. Who's laughing now?
"Mom, mom!! At the school they're calling me Mafioso!!" "Don't worry my little son, tomorrow mom goes to the school to put an end to this""Thanks mom!!! But please make like it was an accident"
a joke that i thought of 2 mins ago. kid: mom, can I get $20?” mom: does it look like I’m made of money? kid: well, isn’t that what M.O.M stands for?
I no longer call it "heading to the shooting range". Now it's "going out to yeet."
There is freedom of speech in china but there is no freedom after speech.
This power washer says you're supposed to wear safety goggles when you use it. I can't see why.
Who is the president of china? An entrepreneur was looking to do business overseas. He asked his assistant "Who is the president of China?"His assistant replied, "No, Xi is the president of China.""Who's she?"No boss, "Hu is Hu, Xi is Xi"
Over 500 children have had their last request granted by John Cena for the Make-a-Wish foundation. That’s because anytime a child ask to see John Cena all they have to say is, “You Can’t.”
Someone asked me “who’s that’s Chinese knight looking for his belongings” “He’s Sir Ching”
You wanna know what’s not illegal in California? Wildfires.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
Doctor: I think your DNA is backwards.ME: …And?
My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work…
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain… It was from ancient Greece.
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.'