The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I’ll never tell my accountant a joke again. He just depreciates them.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Wherever you left it.
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold, hard cash.
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
I slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace!
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
Why did the cucumber cross the street? Because it was green.
I was putting atoms together for chemistry. Until I put magnesium and oxygen together. OMg