The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I just got a new job teaching English at a maximum security prison. It's going to be tough but like any other job out there..... It'll have its prose and cons.
What room is useless for a ghost? A living room xD
How do cats send message across the internet? They e-meow each other
I tried watching LGBT movies to celebrate Pride month but I need to pay extra for LGBT Plus
Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82. Fuck me I'm easily lead
I went to the liquor store today and I bought a bunch of bottles of wine. I’m getting ready to pay, and the cashier asked “you wanna box for those?” I looked at him and said “nah, I hate violence. Is it cool if I just pay with my card?”
A farmer had a prized bull. Bred 300 times a year. The farmer's wife said "300 times, isn't that wonderful dear? Maybe you should watch him. Maybe he'll show you how." Farmer said "Yeah... he's a hell of a bull, but it wasn't all with the same cow."
In geography class the teacher asked little Johnny what the highest point of Japan was Little Johnny said, “I don’t know that but I can tell you the lowest point!”The teacher says, “ok, what is it?”Little Johnny then said, “it’s in Nagasaki!”
If we are made of oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, and nitrogen. And the universe is made up of primarily oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, and nitrogen.Is this why I'm so spaced out?
A woman won a wet t-shirt contest. She had my vote. She really stuck out to me.
I really hate it when beggars shake their coin jar at me I know you have more money than me, you don’t have to be a dick about it!
Why shouldn’t men buy underpants from Ukraine? Chernobyl Fall out
Which element of the Periodic Table is the poorest? Antimony. ^I'm ^so ^sorry...
What kind of fuel does the Fast and the Furious cast use Vin Diesel
Did you ever hear the one about the leper and the prostitute? After he was done he said "I left you the tip"