The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. 'That's my stepladder,' he said. 'I never knew my real ladder.'
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.
I really like vaping... It's a good way to blow off steam
The young assistant got fired from the butchers shop, I asked why..... The butcher replied “I caught him with his dick in the bacon slicer!” “Oh!” I replied, “what did you do with the bacon slicer?” “I fired her as well!” said the Butcher.
What did the neckbeard name his samurai sword? M'Bladey
It is really tough being a dairy farmer. You make money by the skim of your teat!
A man has been found guilty for over using commas The judge warned him to expect a very long sentence
Told my Vegan Friend to stop with the Puns. He said oh kale no
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.