The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
Iowa has produced a new Tennis sensation Anna Cornacoba
What’s a sus dudes favorite pair of shoes? SKETCHers
My wife didn’t like my joke about a prisoner with dwarfism falling out of a window... ...she said it was a little condescending.
I just released a new fragrance Nobody in the car seemed to like it
I read of a medieval knight who was always sure of himself. Sir tainly
What do you call a flying policeman? A helicopper
Why did the onion get flustered? It saw the salad dressing.
My wife caught me standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in my stomach. Ha! That's not going to help, she said. Sure, it does, I said. It's the only way I can see the numbers.
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it's not the right time.
I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
I had a fun childhood. My dad used to push me down the hill in old tires. They were Goodyears.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneak-ers
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)