The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
MIlk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasterized before you even see it!
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil.
Why did the snowman buy a bag of carrots? He wanted to pick his nose.
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.