The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
Where do books hide when they’re afraid? Under their covers.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead dough.
How do birds learn to fly? They wing it.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
How do you get a farm girl to marry you? First, a tractor.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom