The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I guess China finally got what they want They managed to coronise the world.
So my mate has started dating twins! I asked him the other day "how do you tell them apart?"He said "Well, Stacy is the blonde with a perfect ass, great tits, and a fantastic figure...... And Brian's got a cock"
Whenever I hear about a mass shooting, the first thing I say is Betty White
99% of people can do simple math operations. I belong to the other 2%.
Two farmers <a geek joke> Two farmers were chatting,One says, “You reckon the profit on your crops this year will be significant?”“All depends,” said the other.“On what”“My pea value”
Everyone says communism is a bad idea . But I'm weirdly attracted to it.It must be because of all the red flags.
Recent cyber security breaches are discovered due to their rapid deployment. The hackers are always Russian.
Marvel Comics have announced a new female, Muslim superhero who can fly. Which is handy, cause she's not allowed to drive.
Did you all know that cucumbers help with your memory? The last jail I was at a guy got one shoved up his ass and i am never gonna forget that!
The Horny Crab Two men are talking:"I'm a kind of horny crab" the first man gasps."what do you mean" asks the other one."I can't get out of Michelle".
Why did the police arrest the squirrels in the park? - For busting a nut in public view
The samurai's autopsy report came back. They found a chink in his armor.
The bravest men and women in the world are military commandos. Think about it: all that running, getting shot at, dangerous missions deep into enemy territory... and all while not wearing any underpants!
You may have heard of No Nut November But after I came twice in April what I’m really hoping for is a No Fetus February
Trading humans like mere goods is highly illegal and immoral. Unless you are a football team manager.