The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge!
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.
so now it’s cool to walk into the bank with gloves and a mask but when i wanted to do it, it was a felony
When I was a kid, we used to refer to the People's Republic of China as "commies." Now they are "dot commies."
[NSFW] Oregon has legalized cocaine for a small amount. They called it "The Oregon Trail".
What do you call a chubby chick riding cowboy? A triglyce-ride
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzz had no hair. If Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear without hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t very fuzzy was he?(This still cracks me up 20+ years outside the 2nd grade classroom where me and my boys gut-laughed to tears over this)