The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋

I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.

What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.

Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.

What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror? A narcissistick.

I don't know why people are so happy about Robert Mugabe's death... I mean, didn't he turn all of his countrymen into billionaires?

I heard Venezuelan currency has inflated so much they are weighing it instead of counting it. Looks like they finally transitioned from bolivars to pounds.

I remember when I first started using drugs. I was 18 years old. It all started with a spliff, the odd bong or two. Before I knew it, I'd started using amphetamines like speed and for a stronger buzz, I moved on to ecstasy. It wasn't long after, that I started on the hard stuff, like cocaine and heroin.I was a complete mess.I was broke and my body was ruined.But fuck me, what a night.

How do you know an angle is dead? When it shows no vital sines

On my first day at my new job I was fired for not tucking in my shirt. How I was supposed to tuck in a crop top is beyond me.

I started to let Jesus take the wheel, but then I remembered... that motherfucker ain’t afraid to die.

I found a cucumber on the bathroom floor. I looked at it, disgusted, and showed it to my wife.I said, "Have you been masturbating with this?""No!" she gasped. I said, "Then why is it covered in cobwebs?"

There was a short period of time in ancient history when offenders were not only nailed to a cross, but also burned alive Fortunately, the practice ended and very few people were crucifried

To all those considering doing the "Kiki Challenge" please remember... You should never Drake and drive