The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
Uh Oh! Look at the forecast! It's an Irmagency!
What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance
Dad: I know of a perfect way to rob a bank. Son: What is it?Dad: It’s a place where people keep their money.
Rush Limbaugh: “I have lung cancer.” Everyone under 50: “OK tumor”
An oxygen atom was looking forward to a threesome, Instead the poor guy got ozoned.
My friend said to me "what rimes with orange?" And I said "No it doesn't.".
What do the police do if you steal soup? They arrestew.
Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups? Because they can’t even.
When I was young everybody believed in me The doctor saw in me a potential physician The teacher saw in me a potential professor The chef saw in me a potential cook The priest saw in me a potential partner
Why do artists hate working in really cold environments? Because all they get is exposure.
Why did the atom not laugh at his friend's joke? It was no laughing matter...