The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What happens when ice cream gets angry? It has a meltdown.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building... He yells ‟Do not do it! You’ve so much potential!”
My sister and her kids live with me, and I'm always waking up to a spoiled brat screaming her lungs out. Her kids don't help either.
My frugal neighbor doesn't want to pay for an electrician to re-wire his house so he's going to try and do it himself. "How hard can it be?" he said. I think he's in for a shock.
Husband: "I want you to have this bracelet. It belonged to my Grandmother." Wife: "Why does it say 'Do Not Resuscitate?'"
A farmer walks into his house holding a goose in his arms He approaches his wife and says “Well this is the pig I’ve been fucking.” His wife stares at him, mouth agape, and says “Excuse me?! That’s a goose!” The farmer replies “I know. I wasn’t talking to you.”
A wife calls her husband. "The plumber is gonna come in 7, to fix the clogged sink.""Oh no. You think he's still angry at me from the last time?""What happened last time?""He said he's here to replace the toilet. So I pissed on him"
A trooper pulls over a priest and immediately smells alcohol on his breath. The next thing he notices is an empty wine bottle lying on the passenger seat. “Have you been drinking?” The officer asks. “Just water,” says the priest. “Then why do I smell wine?”The priest looks at the bottle and shouts, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”
If you die and get cremated, . . . you can be put into an hourglass and still be included in family game night.
You guys was right about Donald Trump harming the environment He's already making snowflakes melt!