The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
When my wife sends me to the supermarket to get cucumbers I also buy Vaseline so the cashier doesnt think that im a vegan
My girlfriend says I have a tendency to be overly taboo. Well I say girlfriend...She's actually my sister.
I climbed the stairs and saw a man standing on the edge about to jump. "Don't do it!" I screamed. "Your life is worth more than that!"Anyway, then he jumped, and I was escorted down from the diving board.
Every ATM I went to today gave me a receipt that said “Not enough funds.” The bank really needs to get their life together.
You have to be gentle with a bathroom tap Don’t faucet
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?' 'A satisfactory.'
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
What key is used to open bananas? A mon-key.
Shouldn’t the “roof ' of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, “I’m getting a divorce,” she was the first one to like it.
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.