The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Beggars are like mosquitos... You hope for cold weather, so they will stop bothering you.
I got kicked out of the modern art exhibit I was working at... Apparently the correct term is "crime scene."
A man runs into a bank, pulls out a gun and robs the teller. He then turns the gun on the on the first man standing in the tellers line and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?" The man stammered, "Yes."Bang! The robber shoots him.He then turns the gun on the married couple next in line, points the gun at the husband and demands, "Did you see me rob this bank?"The husband quickly responds, "No....but my wife did!"
I play battlefield and I switch teams a lot. Yesterday I found out why I’m part Italian
Girls be sweating their makeup off at work Call that a 9 to 5
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
Why is it so hard to tell a joke about retired people? None of them work.
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, 'I love you.' 'Is that you or the beer talking?' she asked. I answered, 'It’s me… talking to my beer.'
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!