The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing.
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth. He said it was acci-dental.
What do you call a snake that loves building houses? A boa constructor.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No… It’s to look at”
I wasn't going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind.
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing.
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
I hosted a huge event for gingers last week Sadly not a single soul showed up.
Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.