The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I asked our security specialist, “How did the hackers get away?” Miffed, he shrugged and answered, “No idea. They ransomware.”
Recently, I discovered my fetish for self discovery. I just came to that conclusion!
Peter Piker When Peter Piker peeked at Penny,And peeped her perfect pooperHis peepers paused and then his jawPlopped down into a stuporBut he perked up and pressed his luck;Professed he pined to pipe her He self-composed and then proposedWhile poin... read more
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!
How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!'
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!'
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.