The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.'

My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.

Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?

I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.

I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody.

I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.

How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.

I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.

You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.

Roses are reddish, violets are bluish. If it weren't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish.

You scream in a Library and everyone looks at you funny. But you scream in an airplane and everyone joins in.

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: - Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.- - - Jane ate her friend’s colon.

This girl was handing out vegan pamphlets when she said she recognized me I said I never met herbivore

I was banned from the airport last week Apparently security doesn't like it when you call shotgun while boarding the plane