The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
Why can’t you trust a balloon? It’s full of hot air
What do you call a factory that makes okay products. A satisfactory.
The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I was watching a fighting scene and I told my dad “I couldn’t jump that high if my life depended on it!” And my dad replied “but what if a bowl of ice cream depended on it?”