The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks. Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
My buddy Brian had a kid a few years ago. He comes to me this summer and he goes... "Man, my son just flunked the third grade. I don't know how to tell him he will be held back a year."I was like, "I guess you better tell him slowly so that he will get it."
We call the hardest working prostitute at a brothel Princess Jasmine Because she’s always got Aladdin
A lady went to fake her death to fool her boyfriend, she bought some jam and prepared... The boyfriend came home and immediately knew she was faking it.The lady frowned and asked "How did you know?" The man chuckled lightly and said "you used blueberry"
Man asks Confucius: If a man washes his ass, is he gay? Confucius say: A man who cleans his house clearly expects a visitor.
If Joan Rivers rises from the ashes.... Will she be Rivers Phoenix?
What's the difference between a farmer and a pimp? The farmer makes an honest living with his hoe
How many Nintendo fans does it take to change a lightbulb? Who knows? They’re all too busy playing with the switch.
My wife is turning 32 next Monday. I’ve told her not to get her hopes up for her birthday. “After all,” I said, “The celebrations are only going to last half a minute.”“What are you talking about?” she asked.I said, “It’s your thirty-second birthday.”
I went to the dentist and they said I need a crown, I thought "recognition at last"
What was the budget for The Room? Cheap, cheap, cheap!
A man with authority walks into a bar. He orders everybody around. (Must admit this is a re-post from another thread I read that made me chuckle)
It took my wife six hours to push out our first child. He’s old enough to live by himself now.
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.