The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
It’s brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea.'
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/Them.
Teacher: “There are two words I don’t allow in my class. One is gross, and the other is cool. ' Johnny: “So, what are the words? '
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Dad, can you put the cat out?' 'I didn't know it was on fire.'
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. 'She obviously has COVID,' my wife said. 'Why?' I asked. 'Because she has no taste.'
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.