The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
A: Took my temperature today. B: Oh really? A: No, rectally.
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin’ off
Are you made of gold, 2 titanium sulfur and carbon? Because you’re autistic
What do you call a guy from Illinois with rips in his jeans, shoes, and a hole in his shirt and forehead? An ambulance
What do you call summer camp for unvaccinated kids? Cemeteries.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked penis? Fucks funny
What is the most acidic soup? Ph0
A man walks into a bar an drinks 10 straight double whiskys one after the other, suddenly he keels over rubbing his stomach head bowed, barman says to the man, 'what's the matter?' Man says 'I shouldn't of drank that whisky with what I've got', barman says 'why what have you got?' Man says 2quid
How many Freudian psychanalysts do you need to change a light bulb? Two: One to change the light bulb, and one to hold the penis.THE LADDER! I meant the ladder.
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Strippers don’t have air conditioning in their homes. ............Onlyfans
I just burned my Hawaiian pizza Guess I should cooked it at aloha temperature
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
Shouldn’t the “roof ' of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.