The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
My landlord told me we need to talk about the heating bill. 'Sure,' I said. 'My door is always open.'
I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation. I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
Security Guard : "I'm sorry ma'am but skinny dipping is prohibited in this beach " Woman : " You could have warned me before I removed the clothes" Security guard :" Well, there is no law about that".
You're at the mall when a security guard comes up to you. He (falsely) suspects you of attempted shoplifting.You try to explain to him that you're not, but he thinks you're getting aggressive and trying to resist arrest. He pulls out his taser.What happens next may shock you...
Cops have released a statement on the discovery of "Glory Hole" in the bathrooms of a hugely prestigious college sorority house. Police are looking into it. And are preparing a probing investigation.
A boy goes to school with his kitten... ...the teacher asks the boy "Why did you bring your kitten to school today?" the boy replies, "I heard daddy yelling last night I'm going to eat that pussy. So I brought him hear to protect him."
Someone: I'm afraid of Grease- Summer Nights. Therapist: Tell me more.
Almost got on a television show once.... So pissed they cancelled COPS