The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
After an extremely tense argument with my wife, the house was so quiet, you could hear a pin drop. Things got a lot worse, when I saw the grenade flying towards me.
You can tell a bad joke from a good home by the number of awards it has... See above.
My boss is really into health eating, but Friday is his cheat day... ...which is when he fucks his secretary.
Why don't men in the Middle East smoke weed? Only women get stoned.
I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!
My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work... She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn't dig it.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.