The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I call my wife Bambi, she thinks it's because she is cute with big brown eyes. But in reality I just hope someone shoots her mother with a hunting rifle.
My wife is really mad that I have no sense of direction. I packed up my stuff and right.
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
It hurts me to say this, but … I have a sore throat.
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
Thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.'
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.