The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you — it's a little fishy!
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
Well, I know it's childish, but me and my girlfriend have just had a great time having a pillow fight and I won! The secret is to stuff a few bricks in there..
What did Denzel say to the thick wire entering his house’s circuit breakers box ? Mah main...!!
What is a cougar's favorite kill? A stagg with a nice rack!
I have a joke about perfume... ...but it doesn't make any scents.
Has anyone read the book, "Cum Stains on Her Pillow" By Mr. Completely
I whispered in her ear what I would like to do to her and she said, "I'm getting really wet." "Turns you on, does it? I asked. "Turns you on, does it? I asked. "No," she replied, "you dribble a lot."
Happened IRL We were at the cemetery. Talking about a dead person who got cremated. My dad said: I don't want to hear about you doing this to me! I answered: You won't...
What are the 2 most Illegal drugs in Duckville Weed and Quack
If robert frost was bisexual... He would have gone both ways.
What does Earth get on Earth day ? A birthday quake !