The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
When a guy walks into a room full of other guys he usually comments on how its a sausage fest... So I wonder do girls walk into a room full of girls and comment on how its a fish fest or total clam jam?
A blonde takes her car to her mechanic and tells him it’s running rough. After working on it for a few minutes, he has it idling smoothly. "What's the story?" she asked. "Just crap in the carburator," the mechanic replied. "How often do I have to do that?" asked the blonde.
why did the bread kick the tomato over? because he loafed him
I love going to pet shops. If I see an empty cage, I put a large pre prepared sign, saying "CHAMELEON".... (stand back and watch the fun.)
My customers don’t appreciate how high quality the manure I sell them is. I don’t get paid enough for this shit.
A man calls 911 one day and frantically asks them to bring an ambulance Man: "My 14 year old son was entering the mine to find coal but he stubbed his toe on the entrance! Please bring an ambulance quickly!"911: "Sir I'm sorry but this is nothing we can do. We don't deal with such minor issues"
I'm starting a flight company exclusively for bald people, I'll call it... Receding airlines.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn't have any idea either.
I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed.
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You will see one later and one in a while.
Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn’t fit! What a huge waist!
How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!'
What's a robot's favorite snack?' 'Computer chips.'